LOL...yup, that is the kind of mentality that seperates me from many chess players...so many want to be #1, but I simply enjoy chess, and I enjoy 1. f4 (in a weird sort of way!)...so I would never stop playing it, regardless if Joel could (and most certainly would) mop the floor with me. It is part of the fun of chess - playing something that you like. I know, this is off-topic of the From's Gambit, and I will not try to go any farther off course after this remark, otherwise we will be shifted! OH NO!

But seriously, a GM should take into consideration WHO he is teaching, and what that player wants out of chess. If he asked me, "Do you want to be state champ?" and I said "Yes", then maybe I can understand him giving me a good reason to not play 1. f4 (I have played against a KY state champ who plays 1. f4, BTW)...but if he asked, "Is chess nothing more than a hobby that you enjoy?" and I said "Yes" (which it is, a pleasurable hobby for me, and one that I don't spend excess time on - I like the adventure), then the classes should be given in a format that gave me the most satisfaction out of the class...after all, I am the one paying for it. But if he chose not to teach me, then that would be his prerogative as well...and we did some of both - he would answer my questions, but then we would get into issues concerning critical pieces (hanging pieces), king safety, etc...more or less studying themes of chess, rather than openings.
Think of Davies, who gives players (like me) simple opening ideas. I played the Colle the other day and did rather well with it - but it is not a system I would want to play for the rest of my life. However, it fits in somewhat with the Stonewall setup for 1. f4, so I find it reasonable to explore its ideas. And 1. f4 games often go at the pace I prefer. So I don't see a good reason to quit it.
But back to the subject. Here is what I am going to do...this weekend, I will take a look at the positions and see what I find...not that it will be Top-Notch theory, or anything...but to find a system I like...and BTW, thanks for the suggestions - that is what keeps the game of chess interesting - reading each person's different outlook on the game.