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Reply #33 - 08/21/06 at 10:25:22
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Reply #32 - 08/21/06 at 03:56:53
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Webster's has the word, and I've been using for as long as I can remember.   

It turns out that it was one of several overly long words that Americans invented in the Nineteenth Century.  Webster's says it came into use some time between 1825 and 1835.  That's good enough for me.
  
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Reply #31 - 08/20/06 at 12:43:37
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Greetigns,

Smyslov_Fan wrote on 08/20/06 at 08:10:38:
One of the club's older players had a habit of using the made-up word "discombobulate(d)" during friendly games with his opponents - "That isolani is about to be well-and-truly discombobulated!"  

Discombobulate is a made-up word?  Someone had better notify Webster's!


It is - really!  Wink

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One of the club's older players had a habit of using the made-up word "discombobulate(d)" during friendly games with his opponents - "That isolani is about to be well-and-truly discombobulated!"   




Discombobulate is a made-up word?  Someone had better notify Webster's!
  
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Reply #29 - 08/20/06 at 02:22:30
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I will always remember this one from my inter school championships:

The guy 1st annoyed me by preventing my NID by playing his 'novelty' 3.a3, that threw me off balcnce as it forced a QGD from me which I wasnt too keen on playing & neither was I quite confident in essaying a benoni yet at that time.

To make matters worse, he simply didnt have the decency to clear his nose. So he was snorting like a pig throughout the game. The discomfort in playing a QGD plus the snorting was simply too much for me & I really felt like wanting to leave win or lose. But since my position was already quite inferior I just played to let him win quickly. It was an immense relief to leave the table!

There was another incident with the same school the following year. This time my team played against their girl's team. I won easily. Since I always had this habit to leave the table & chat with other non playing players whenever she was having her looooong thinks, she accused me later after the game that I received outside help to play a sac & promptly complained to the tournament director! We replayed the moves in the presence or he director & I showed clearly that there was no sac. If anyone was 'saccing' pieces, it was her!

The next day, my school's 3rd team was drawn to play against that girl's team. My guy was incessantly adjusting his pieces throughout the game! Every now & again he will call 'adjust' & shift or rotate or touch a chessman. Needless to say it annoyed her & she lost easily tho the non playing players around thought the whole thing very funny!.

Then there was this guy whom I played & I won his queen & had an overwhelming position. But the guy refused to resign & was always having his looooong & deeeeeep thinks. I was pretty annoyed at his stubbornness & so I chatted with onee of my team mates who was watching the game. I said quite audibly "winning yes??" he replied " wiiinnning!" Apparently it had no effect on my opponent.
  

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Reply #28 - 08/19/06 at 18:06:55
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Greetings,

In Ireland years ago, in the third and final game of a match against the defending school champion, I came back from a lost position to win the match and the title.

Actually, during the game I'd made an error which resulted in my position collapsing - I ended up a rook and four pawns down. I was rather annoyed with myself, which wasn't helped by his beginning to tell me to resign - in fact, he kept telling me to resign for most of the rest of the game.

This really irritated me - in a positive way!

Determined not to do what he wanted, I played on and - whilst he pfaffed around telling me to resign - eventually set up an unstoppable mate, thus winning the title of school champion. 

He complained that I should have resigned earlier during the game. Roll Eyes

With considerable satisfaction, I repied, "As the old saying goes, 'Nobody won anything by resigning'".

(YES!!  Grin)

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Several years later, during a club night at my local club, the monastic silence was unexpectedly shattered by someone loudly breaking wind.  Shocked

After a moment's shock, the hall degenerated into laughter amid various comments on the lines of "He's just seen what's coming!"  Grin
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One of the club's older players had a habit of using the made-up word "discombobulate(d)" during friendly games with his opponents - "That isolani is about to be well-and-truly discombobulated!"  Smiley

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As regards "gamesmanship" - or just poor sportsmanship...

Having come over to the UK and playing for a club here, I played an away match against another club.

Their captain, Mario -, had blundered into a mating net - but then started complaining that his opponent - an elderly gentleman who wouldn't say "boo!" to a goose - was not writing down the moves.

A glance at his clock showed that our elderly gentleman had less than 5 minutes on his clock - which no amount of explaining about the rules would stop Mario from demanding that his opponent write them down!  Shocked

The clocks having been stopped to discuss this, after a quarter of an hour's argument with him, he finally relented following complaints from our captain that he'd write a letter of complaint to the authorities about it.

By then, our gentleman was quite upset by all this, completely missed the mate and lost on time.

It wasn't the only show of poor sportsmanship by Mario that night.

I had been playing one of his young (10-12 year-old) daughters and had won with Black. We went to a quieter part of the hall to do a post mortem - when her father turned up and loudly berated her for her losing move, a blunder.

Everyone still playing their matches could hear him.

I felt quite sorry for her, sitting there with her father openly castigating her in front of all-and-sundry.

Although I wasn't her father, I felt a certain protectiveness towards her - with a certain edge in my voice, I pointed out that we'd both made errors - after which he eased off.

A couple of years later, I played her again.

On winning that game also, I quietly asked, "Will Daddy be cross?" - she smiled somewhat ruefully.

Kindest regards,

James
  
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Reply #27 - 08/18/06 at 07:23:17
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Well a few years back I had a very nice one at our club during rapid. After 1e4 e5 2 Nf3 Nc6 3 Bc4 my opponent started talking loudly abou how cowards dont play the 2knights obviously trying to lure me to play it which I did. So it went Nf6 4 Ng5 and I played Bc5 and started making chicken noises so he felt compelled to play 5 Nxf7 and was quite flabbergasted after Bxf2+
  

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.
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Reply #26 - 08/18/06 at 07:12:06
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Willempie, 

Monty Python is indeed one of the favorite sources of insults and witty repartee for players around the world!  Apart from the bleed on me comment, I may say after one of my own (many) blunders, "and the winner for the upper-middle class twit of the year contest is..."  Of course, I'm working class, but my twittishness knows no class boundaries!

Of course, there's also plenty of dead parrot comments.

Karl Marx even had a good quote that can be used when you've beaten a player a second time in a row:  History repeats itself; "the first time as tragedy, the second as farce."  Try that on ICC and see how fast you get on someone's no-play list!
  
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Reply #25 - 08/18/06 at 06:40:15
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Well at my club there is a lot of banter going on, especially with blitz of course.
Quotes like "Houston we have a problem", "What are you going to do? Bleed on me?", "Now feel the power of the dark side" are quite common, plus various football and typical dutch references. 
Nicest of those was when one player when faced with the move 1. Nf3 called out to the chairman "Ik doe een lafmelding" which is a dutch wordmix and basically accuses the opponent of being a coward.
  

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.
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Reply #24 - 08/18/06 at 06:11:58
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BTW, 

Nowadays, when playing a difficult position, I sometimes sing "just keep swimming, just keep swimming!"  Finding Nemo has some great lines for casual chess.

Another great chess line comes from Alladin when the genie is getting beaten in a game of chess by a magic carpet.  Robin Williams, in Rodney Dangerfield voce says, "I can't believe I'm gettin beat by a rug."

See, even Disney can be entertaining!
  
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Reply #23 - 08/18/06 at 06:00:42
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I know an IM, who when cleaning up the board in the endgame will say that he's bringing in the hoover.  He would also say "Ehlvest has left the building" when the game was over (even if the opponent didn't know it).

A rather well known FM complained that he lost because so many spectators were gathering around the board that they literally sucked all the air out of his space and he couldn't breathe. Afterwards, he asked me if any studies had been done on how players think when there is no air. 

Oh yeah, the weather's the same for both players!
  
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Reply #22 - 08/18/06 at 05:54:47
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When I was playing a lot of casual otb blitz and I'd start hunting the king, I'd go into Elmer Fudd mode and sing "kill the wabbit!"  And at the end of the game, I'd say "poow widdle bunny".  I don't know if my opponent appreciated that though.
  
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Reply #21 - 08/16/06 at 22:09:29
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I recently lost a blitz game, very fast, in the opening. I had just picked up a pawn on c4 with my knight, and he immediately plays Qa4 check, and I lose a piece. So I resign. He messages me: "My queen was hanging." I look at the position and I have a knight on b6. I reply: "I guess we're both idiots."
  
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Reply #20 - 08/16/06 at 21:36:03
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My finest example is when I played for Yorkshire in The 2000 U175/2000 County Championship Final against Warwickshire.  Both myself and the team played abysmally, but were able to lend our support to our Open Team, who beat Essex.

After the match, there were many bodies who were analysing the interesting Dragon game Potts-Trent.

I was looking at lines with FM Richard Webb, when he probably twigged that I wasn't there for the Open Final and given that I had matched his theoretical knowledge, he was obviously curious to know who I was.

After finding out why I was 'really' there, he uttered the immortal phrase, "How can you know so much about chess and still be so s*** in comparison!"
  
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Reply #19 - 08/16/06 at 09:46:13
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A small piece of advice if you find yourself in a position that you have won a game 
against someone who can't stand losing. You can really get some entertainment out
of him by quoting Tarrasch: "Ich bin noch immer genial!"


There's a guy here in Malmö who has a quite good line too. When his opponents start complaining about how badly they play, he retorts with the innocent: 'Jag tycker du spelar bra...' (I think you play well...) - which is really quite annoying to hear when you've e.g. just dropped a piece to an obvious fork! Grin


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For some reason, song lyrics and movies lines seem to spring to mind while I play, and if they're relevant I'll say them aloud.


I have the same problem!  Wink Especially quotes from Schwartzenegger movies done with his accent... Smiley For example, 'Kome and kill mee, Ajm heare!' - when setting a defensive trap... (from Predator)
  
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