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Kramnik is cheating in the toilet    
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Kram wants to unsettle Topa by these actions    
  3 (4.1%)
Topa wants to unsettle Kramnik by accusation    
  36 (49.3%)
Kramnik has a health problem that is the cause    
  17 (23.3%)
Other    
  11 (15.1%)




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Reply #14 - 09/29/06 at 04:06:05
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See my comment in the Kramnik-Topalov thread.
  
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Reply #13 - 09/29/06 at 04:05:07
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woofwoof wrote on 09/29/06 at 03:10:46:
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 HEY!  Maybe they should x-ray Kramnik's chair just to be sure he isn't cheating!  that would be new.


The Russians did do something like that to Fischer's chair. Found 2 dead flies!


Such historical revisionism ...
(As I recall, the flies were found in the light fixture; all they found in the chair was foam rubber.)
  
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  HEY!  Maybe they should x-ray Kramnik's chair just to be sure he isn't cheating!  that would be new.


The Russians did do something like that to Fischer's chair. Found 2 dead flies!
  

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Reply #11 - 09/29/06 at 02:11:16
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When i think of Kramnik cheating in his toilet stall and receiving assistance at his toilet bowl, Ewan McGregor swimming in the toilet bowl in Trainspotting comes to mind... a truly otherworldly possibility.  Roll Eyes
  
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Re: Tales from the Toilet...
Reply #10 - 09/28/06 at 21:39:56
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This is truly ridiculous. Kramnik has a known medical problem that is exacerbated by long periods of inactivity, especially in a sitting position. Yes, 50+ trips are a lot, but he could be splashing water on his face (a personal favorite during tournaments), washing his hands (possible OCD), for all we know his ankylosing spondylitis could have resulted in neurologic problems that DO require him to urinate frequently. Not to mention, most of these trips are listed as going from the rest area to the bathroom and back, not back and forth from the board. As far as I'm concerned, it's none of topalov's business and I'm already tired of him whining. There is absolutely nothing in the play of either player that suggests anybody is cheating and this certainly comes across as nothing but a pathetic attempt by topalov to excuse his poor play. 

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P.S. Does anybody have a diagram of the playing hall layout so we can all see where the rest area and bathroom are in relationship to the playing area?
  
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Reply #9 - 09/28/06 at 21:24:46
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Just for fun:

In serious practice (no blitz, no rapid, no simuls, etc)  Kramnik has lost only 7 games (out of more than 220) as white since 1996.  About 3%.   
I'm talking the highest level of competition: Linares, Corus, Dortmund, Dos Hermanas, and a couple of World Championsip matches.
Included in Kramnik losses is that infamous match against Shirov and one to Deep Fritz (the famous Nxf7 sacrifice). 

So, in all that tournament play, Olympiads, matches with Kasparov, Leko, Shirov, and 2 games thus far against Topalov...Kramnik's lost 7 games in nearly 11 years.   So, I don't think Topalov has any chance of sneaking in a 0-1 as Kramnik has now set his cruise-control and is playing "none shall pass" chess.  When Vladimir doesn't want to lose...good luck.

As WHITE, Topalov has faced Kramnik 21 times (in serious games) and won 3.  Kramnik, as Black in those games, has won 6.
As BLACK, Topalov has faced Kramnik 22 times and won 2.  Kramnik, as white in those games, has won 8.

So, what do you think Topalov's chances of winning that match, down 2 games with 8 to go?
Yes, exactly.... about as good as the chances that Kramnik is sneaking in a computer to the toilet and nefariously cheating Topalov.
I really hope Kramnik can win at least 2 more games and embarass Topalov forever.

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ps - I like Topalov "the player"... but Topalov "the man" is a wreck.  HEY!  Maybe they should x-ray Kramnik's chair just to be sure he isn't cheating!  that would be new.







  

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Re: Tales from the Toilet...
Reply #8 - 09/28/06 at 21:22:01
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So far I have only seen some proposal to change Kramnik's bathroom habits. Since it is a mystery what he does in the bathroom AND there are no cameras there, it may very well be that he is doing something very fishy there. So maybe he is not putting the toilet ring up or doesnt flush, so that when Topalov wants to go....

Maybe that upset Toppy so much that he blundered on the 2nd game Grin


More seriously I dont think this complaint is anything serious and is just a way of either getting Toppy back on track (there have been many similar protests/weirdness in matches for which I suspect a similar reason like complaining about arriving late, use of chemicals etc) or to emberrass Kramnik a bit, though I doubt the latter is the real reason. At least it gives us something to talk about. Wink
  

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.
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Reply #7 - 09/28/06 at 20:54:14
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Ahhh...Topalov.
What a peach of a man.
You can see why IM Cox likes him so much.

Kramnik doesn't want to sit at the board the entire time, only has 2 places he CAN go, and is therefore cheating.
Yeah.      
I don't know about you, but if I were going to cheat by checking with a computer, I don't think I'd be doing it 200 times a game at the highest profile match in the world, and I don't think I would have played some of the mistakes Kramnik played (the losing 31...Bxf8?? from game 2 is a prime  example).  Both men have played exciting chess but also human chess with mistakes.  And wouldn't Kramnik have won game 4 if he had a computer?  But I digress...

God forbid Topalov just ASK Kramnik about it, or bring it up in any of the press conferences after the games....you know, give Kramnik a chance to respond.  But of course Topalov doesn't want answers because he doesn't actually believe it.  Think about how important this match is (especially for Topalov's legacy) and now think about how you'd act if you really, really thought Kramnik was cheating on nearly every move.  Wouldn't you be furious, wouldn't you mention it over and over again when speaking to the media after the games??   
Wouldn't you want to put your opponent in the hot seat and try to get a response from him in front of all the cameras?

The chess world is desparate for unification and yet Topalov is only desparate to explain why he cannot win.
Even if Kramnik doesn't win another game, Topalov has to notch a 1-0 in at least 2 of his remaining 4 white games.
Considering Kramnik's record against Toppy in classical chess and considering his performance as Black thus far, it seems highly unlikely that Topalov can score 3 out of 4 while not losing any of his Blacks.
No, Topalov is not going to win this match.   So, he's gonna flail around, hit the 'random' button, and hope to psyche out Kramnik.

If Topalov quits this match, he'll never make it into the pantheon of great chess champions.  He knows that.
I think Topalov's threat of forfeiting this match is about as serious out his inquiry into Kramnik's bathroom habits.

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Re: Tales from the Toilet...
Reply #6 - 09/28/06 at 20:10:12
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This is good news. It prevents RoW from taking chess too serious. I am really looking forward to explain this to my girlfriend, who does not understand neither like chess.  Cheesy
  

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Reply #5 - 09/28/06 at 20:05:31
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This is absurd.

I imagine it is as simple as this: Kramnik doesn't like to sit at the borad while Topalov thinks.  Unlike a usual chess tournament one can't really walk around...there are only two places he can go, and it's not surprising that he leaves the board frequently.  Of course, this 50 count appears to include him entering and leaving the bathroom many times...the excerpt at chessbase looks to me like someone waiting for a reply.  At move 15 or whatever, he might still have been in theory, and saw no reason to sit at the board to wait for a move.

Maybe there is a health explanation (the guy does have arthritis), or the simple truth that if one sits at a chess board drinking water for ten hours...

I can't wait to hear the reactions from the Topalov partisans: first they talk about the blunders that Kramnik made and now they accuse him of cheating.

It's simple gamesmanship by Topalov to make an unsubstantiated accusation of cheating; he hopes to unnerve Kramnik.  This is part of a long and ignoble tradition in match play.  I doubt we will see anything come of it.  It would be a great disappointment if Topalov quits the match.
  
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Re: Tales from the Toilet...
Reply #4 - 09/28/06 at 19:29:04
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Accusing Kramnik of cheating is not nice, I agree.   

On the other hand, going to the toilet nearly 50(!?) times during a game seems odd to me.  There is medication available for bad bladders.

I still don't know what to think about this whole thing--I just hope Kramnik has a good explanation and that the match isn't cancelled.
  
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Reply #3 - 09/28/06 at 19:11:11
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woofwoof wrote on 09/28/06 at 18:19:52:
BTW things like these are what makes WC matches fun to watch! Roll Eyes


The match should be fought on the chessboard and not by dirty tricks.... Angry

IF Topalov comes back to win the match I guess many with me will think of how this toilet incident affected the final result. 

My respect for Topalov as a person didnt get any better after this....

Kramnik may have very good reasons for his many visits to the toilet & rest room.
I could be as simple as that he has a bad bladder 
- or something other related to his health problems 
- or something that it is easier to think without looking at the board 
- or without having the audience eyes staring in his neck. 
- or whatever....
I dont know the reason- but the way team Topalov presented this - they indicate, without spelling it straight out, that Kramnik is cheating. That is a very serious accusation. I call it ridicculous.

Anyway, I find it a bit strange that there are no "guards" at the toilets. Even at school exams this is normal...
  
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Reply #2 - 09/28/06 at 18:19:52
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Well Kram could have urinary problems, judging by the timings he entered the toilet. A little trickle every now & then but a huge load inside crying to be released. Hmmmm.......but he's also waaay too young to have these type of problems.

Cheating? Doubt it. His play wasnt too exacting enough to justify hir receiving, outside assistance.

Kram is unsettled by the Toppa stare (if any) or fear of possible hypnosis by Toppa? Cant be.

Unsettlement of Toppa? Maybe! And it seems to be working!

Definitely not the 1st time things like these happen. Thro out WC matches, somebody or even both players will somehow get into something conciously or unconciously. Fischer's chair rocking was enough to upset Spassky. Not a deliberate ploy I believe since It stopped when Spassky did the same to him!

BTW things like these are what makes WC matches fun to watch! Roll Eyes

  

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Reply #1 - 09/28/06 at 18:18:37
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Hmm, maybe we have new 'Spassky-Kortchnoi' match on the way! Spassky was several games down when he began clowning around and eventually he almost equalised...


Anyway, if Topalov manages to equalise and the match goes all the way thru tiebreakes into a final 6-5 minute blitz game with black winning on a draw - would anyone take the winner seriously?
  
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09/28/06 at 17:31:03
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I think Kramnik feels more comfortable in the toilet than at the board and that he wants to unsettle Topa by making him play against  nobody at the board.  This would not be the first time such a strategy of non-presence has been employed in a chess match.  Of course, all this speculation is pre-Kramnik Explanation.  We'll see.
  
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