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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #28 - 12/09/07 at 03:10:59
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HgMan wrote on 12/08/07 at 21:03:07:

1. A rather inappropriate use of gendered language that I find rather offensive.  It has no business on this forum.  You may not like the opening, but your opponent's decision has nothing to do with his/her virility, sexual orientation, or anything else of that nature.  Grow up!



What is offensive (imho) is this sort of politically correct fanaticism (or near fanaticism).    I don't see what was so terrible about "old woman," "weeny" and making a mild joke/comment about the possible sexual fetish of certain kinds of French players.     


  

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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #27 - 12/09/07 at 02:43:36
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Albatross!
  

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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #26 - 12/09/07 at 02:19:44
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drkodos wrote on 12/09/07 at 01:46:57:
kalle99 sputtered:

"In what way does it develop your game universally (as an opening should do) ? Please tell me. "


1.  It taught me how "simple" positions are rich in winning ideas against people that think they are boring.

2.  It taught me that openings that are easily dismissed are usually understudied by the opponent.

3.  It taught me to be able to play positions that I woul;d not normally be comfortable in, and how to win them.


Lastly, it helped me win clear first in my section in the World Open one year, by boring my opponents for 8 out of a possible 9 points.



Also, say hello from me to the Billy Goats Gruff when they cross over your bridge again, hmmm?

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First of all..Have you really played someone who knows how to play against this system ?

Second I didnt see anything in your reply telling me where the universlism is in this french 3..dxe4 opening. 

* In this opening you dont get too many different kind of endgames. Very many are the same.

* The game doesnt get very tactical.

* Its not dynamic.

* Its rather passive. When white get a space advantage wich he can hold for a long time if he so wishes. Black is passive and doesnt have much more counterplay than the -c5 push. A push that white is just sitting and waiting for.

*Compare this to other french setups. Where black is very active once he has got out of whites grip. You can get offensive king side attacks as well as a nice attack on the queenside. In those french set ups you will be able to play more different endgames (wich will make you a better player as a whole).

By chosing a different french set up you will be a better player. Not only that you will have much more fun when playing chess also !!

Can it be better ?
  

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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #25 - 12/09/07 at 01:46:57
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kalle99 sputtered:

"In what way does it develop your game universally (as an opening should do) ? Please tell me. "


1.  It taught me how "simple" positions are rich in winning ideas against people that think they are boring.

2.  It taught me that openings that are easily dismissed are usually understudied by the opponent.

3.  It taught me to be able to play positions that I woul;d not normally be comfortable in, and how to win them.


Lastly, it helped me win clear first in my section in the World Open one year, by boring my opponents for 8 out of a possible 9 points.



Also, say hello from me to the Billy Goats Gruff when they cross over your bridge again, hmmm?

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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #24 - 12/09/07 at 00:43:33
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kalle99 wrote on 12/08/07 at 21:03:07:
MNb wrote on 12/08/07 at 20:55:39:
kalle99 wrote on 12/08/07 at 20:36:38:

I am just telling people to chose another french system.


And who are you to tell others to abandon a perfectly sound opening?


Sound- does not mean attractive,exciting or dynamic and it does not mean that it will develop your game. And it does not mean that you try your most to WIN the game (there are more ambitious french set ups). You sit on your ass just waiting for a mistake from white to win the game or you in best case get a draw. 

In what way does it develop your game universally (as an opening should do) ? Please tell me.


Defence. I haven't played this particular system myself, but I've played other lines which you would probably render as "boring." In fact, against stronger players I enjoy playing such lines in order to see what they can come up with. Strong players always manage to come up with something, and then I have to find the best defence. I know many disagree with me, but I actually enjoy defending as much as attacking!

And against weaker players, any opening not leading to a perpetual check can be a winning try - somehow winning chances always appear if you play better than the opponent after the opening. At least, that's my experience.
  
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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #23 - 12/08/07 at 21:03:07
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MNb wrote on 12/08/07 at 20:55:39:
kalle99 wrote on 12/08/07 at 20:36:38:

I am just telling people to chose another french system.


And who are you to tell others to abandon a perfectly sound opening?


Sound- does not mean attractive,exciting or dynamic and it does not mean that it will develop your game. And it does not mean that you try your most to WIN the game (there are more ambitious french set ups). You sit on your ass just waiting for a mistake from white to win the game or you in best case get a draw. 

In what way does it develop your game universally (as an opening should do) ? Please tell me.
  

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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #22 - 12/08/07 at 21:03:07
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You're still a "real muppet."  My main comments had to do with:

1. A rather inappropriate use of gendered language that I find rather offensive.  It has no business on this forum.  You may not like the opening, but your opponent's decision has nothing to do with his/her virility, sexual orientation, or anything else of that nature.  Grow up!

2. You must have a limited appreciation for chess if you can't appreciate the beauty of simple positions.  Don't complain; study.  Learn to appreciate them.

If you have a plus score against this, then congratulations.  But, if so: 

1. Why complain?
2. Why spend money on a DVD to beat it?
3. Why assume your opponent is only trying to draw?

This is a perfectly solid and sound line for Black.  I've not played it, but I spent a lot of time playing the Caro Kann and have a good record with it.  Black is playing patiently and soundly and maybe has some endgame skills.  If chess is war--hmmm...--Black may be playing to his or her strengths.

Nuff said.  If you have any theory or lines you want to discuss, go ahead.  Otherwise, sod off...
  

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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #21 - 12/08/07 at 20:55:39
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kalle99 wrote on 12/08/07 at 20:36:38:

I am just telling people to chose another french system.


And who are you to tell others to abandon a sound opening? If you have such good results against 3/4...dxe4, then be happy everytime you meet it (no, I've never played 3/4...dxe4 myself).  Lips Sealed
  

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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #20 - 12/08/07 at 20:36:38
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HgMan wrote on 12/08/07 at 18:29:36:
I must admit I find the endless gendered associations on these threads to be inappropriate and rather offensive.  I would much prefer that we analyzed chess on its merits than on the relative "masculinity" of a line.  I suspect that Kalle's original complaint had as much to do with his not being able to beat these "weak and feeble" lines.  Lack of imagination, lack of preparation, and lack of appreciation of chess' true beauty.  Who's the muppet now?  Go play checkers.  I hear Risk is a pretty good game...


HGman you probably missed my earlier post where I wrote that I have a plus score against this boring opening and the french as a whole. I am just telling people to chose another french system. It will develop their game better and lead to more exciting chess. Not boring chess.

You dont have to go for a draw as black. You can play for the win!! Ask Andres Adorjan who wrote : Black is OK!

http://www.chessfighter.com/
  

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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #19 - 12/08/07 at 20:24:44
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kalle99 wrote on 12/08/07 at 18:32:49:

No no The french has many more dynamic approaches. For me 3...dxe4 is what I dislike here. This 3..dxe4 would take first place in a repertoirebook titled :

"A black repertoire for the boring player seeking the draw"
And for me 3...dxe4 is a very dry and boring way to play chess ...or is it a sexual perversion ?. They kind of get hot just to play destructiv non creative chess.

It is so sickening!!!

Have a chat with such dry and boring chessplayers as Van Wely. 
He also seems to share your nuanced way of expressing your opinions Wink
  

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.
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Reply #18 - 12/08/07 at 18:53:27
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I'll ask again: stick to chess and leave out the sexual/gendered rubbish.   Angry

What's wrong with ...dxe4?  It's legal, it's a perfectly good move, and it seems to get you off your game.  Seems as though it deserves a "!" if you ask me.

If you're facing this a lot, I think your opponent has little respect for your ability to make sensible moves in an even middlegame.  Judging by your crass impatience, I would say that s/he is onto something...
  

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Reply #17 - 12/08/07 at 18:32:49
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Gerry1970 wrote on 12/07/07 at 21:38:15:
Hello All:

Are all French players weenies or just those that play ...exd4? 

Take care,

Gerry

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I understand the people playing exd4, the french is just such an ugly weeny defence,
if you want to be a real man, play the sicilian!




No no The french has many more dynamic approaches. For me 3...dxe4 is what I dislike here. This 3..dxe4 would take first place in a repertoirebook titled :

"A black repertoire for the boring player seeking the draw"
And for me 3...dxe4 is a very dry and boring way to play chess ...or is it a sexual perversion ?. They kind of get hot just to play destructiv non creative chess.

It is so sickening!!!
  

"I Often see in chess forums people asking : " What is the current status of that line ?"&&&&Its a good reasonable question,but who can claim that he knows the answer ?!&&&&Semko Semkov Januari 2008
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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #16 - 12/08/07 at 18:29:36
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I must admit I find the endless gendered associations on these threads to be inappropriate and rather offensive.  I would much prefer that we analyzed chess on its merits than on the relative "masculinity" of a line.  I suspect that Kalle's original complaint had as much to do with his not being able to beat these "weak and feeble" lines.  Lack of imagination, lack of preparation, and lack of appreciation of chess' true beauty.  Who's the muppet now?  Go play checkers.  I hear Risk is a pretty good game...
  

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Reply #15 - 12/08/07 at 17:26:17
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I love the Russian Defence, and have been playing it since before Kramnik was even born.  I also love the Burn Variation of the French, exchanging off the Black Queen Bishop for a knight as early as possible.

Good chess.  And worth many points against obtuse thinkers.

  

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Re: Anti-chess
Reply #14 - 12/08/07 at 07:10:22
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The people at the Pub have spent a great deal of time and energy discussing annoyingly boring lines such as this and the Exchange French.  Of course everyone has the right to be boring, but we also have the right to complain about it!

I'm not into the zen of chess in which every move made by my opponent must be met with equanimity.  I liked it when Kasparov expressed shock, disappointment, disapproval and sheer exasperation at his opponents' poor moves.  It's ok for us to say that passive play is bad play!  It's ok to say that boring chess is "anti-chess"!

I say this knowing full well that I have been accused of playing boring chess.  But my win/loss to draw ratio is much lower than some who play "exciting" gambits!
  
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