Tricklev wrote on 11/18/11 at 00:00:07:
There are generally only 3 things that disturb me at the chessboard, and most likely everyone else aswell.
1. Young kids, they usually stay quiet inside the hall, but someone in the kibitz room they can make quite a ruckus, they usually quiet down after being told once though.
2. Fat people, you all know what I'm talking about. The one that makes a noise all the time, when he's breathing, when he's moving his piece, when he's getting up, sitting down, moving. Everything demands a noise from him.
3. Old people, they sometimes have a habit of playing with his loose teeth's, has a foot flip flopping up and down on the floor and so forth. And either they are just assholes, or they are just to senile and deaf to hear what they are doing.
So my proposal to bring the proper etiquette back into chess is to ban the overweight and elderly players.
Actually, we can narrow that down to just one category: people. If they're not annoying now, they no doubt
will be at some point... halitosis, nicotine breaths, munching, body odour, pen clicking, arrogance, constantly moving stuff, coughers, shoe squirkers, table tremblers, gigglers, coin and key clinkers, you name it - we've all met them and if we want to continue playing chess over the board we will have to continue meeting them, or trade those ills for online 3 minute games where you can't hear or smell them but instead they'll write venomous little chat messages when they're losing. Corr may be the cleanest, but then you may be playing with a rook more for six months instead.
In short, people are: 'the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth.' - but unfortunately there's no one else to play chess with yet...