Why not use the Thunderbunny variation ?  
The name of the variation comes from a joke in one NiC paper, the variation was used by Dan E.Mayers and some games are given in the NiC online database..
http://www.newinchess.com/NICBase/Default.aspx?PageID=400
and search with the NiC Key: FR 15.1.2
Example:
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.Nd2 Nc6 4.c3 dxe4 5.Nxe4 e5! (start of the variation) 6.d5 Nce7 7.c4 f5 8.Nc3 c6 9.Nf3 e4 10.Ne5 Nf6 11.d6 Ng6 12.Nxg6 hxg6 13.c5 b6 14.Qa4 Bd7 15.b4 a5 16.Qb3 Ng4 17.Bf4 axb4 18.Bc4 Qf6 19.Qxb4 bxc5 20.Qb3 Bxd6 21.Bxd6 Qxd6 22.Rd1 Qe7 23.Qb7 Rd8 24.h3 e3 25.f4 Qh4+ Werner Schwarz - Dan E Mayers, Bad Zwischenahn Wch-sen 2003 (nic online database)

And about the questions ???? .. well I don't know. There are some old threads in the forum about the Guimard.