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What is cowardice in chess? It is when a grandmaster fears accepting a gambit the way politicians do the press, While saying a gambit is unsound, Will not play gambits for fear of being beaten, Yellow, yellow, yellow! Yellow, yellow coward! The player declines a gambit like a chicken. Yellow, yellow coward! When playing safe, solid positions, Is a way to avoid exciting, attacking chess, The coward will avoid the Evans Gambit, And play the Zukertort (Reti) Opening or Pirc Defense, But the gambiteer will always go on the offense, The Herrstrom Gambit hits the Reti hard, And the Pirc, by the Bishop exchange on g7-square, Gambiteers tell the cowards, come here! We will force you to play and accept gambits, Fight like men, not chickens, Yellow, yellow, yellow cowards run from gambits like dickens! Forward, with swords bared, bayonets fixed, The gambits blow the cowards away, The Romantic School of chess and gambit play carries the day!
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